Him jokes

Orphanage

    • I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

    It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

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    • Salad

    • It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

    In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

    Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

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    • Wheelchair

    • I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

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    • Him memes

    Surgery

    • If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.

    Dog

    • What do you call a dog with no legs?

    Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.

    Whip

    • Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

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    • Wheelchair

    • Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

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    • Kid

    • The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

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    • Girlfriend

    • I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

    Me be like: ;-;

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    • Orphan

    • Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

    Speaker

    • I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

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