Him jokes

What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?

The tree leaves him hanging :)

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.

My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.

Then I waited for the results.

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?

It left him hanging.

A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.

Yeah, that was the punchline.

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!