Fortnite is just like high school. you get off the bus and start shooting everybody
I am the Lorax I speak for trees I have the high ground and I will cut off your knees
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot Because they are high
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
I saw a emo orphan by a tree and I was going to give it a high-five but instead I just let it hang.➰
Why are mountains so funny-- because they are so high
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
a depressed kid wanted to give me a high five
i just left him hanging
Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging
People told Kobe to fly high look what happend
My balls are high just like the towers but when something impales them they begin sag
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depression😎
All school meetings introductions:
Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,”
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
