Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Where you born on the high way that's where most accidents happen
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
Think about you are so fucking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
