I saw a emo orphan by a tree and I was going to give it a high-five but instead I just let it hang.➰
People told Kobe to fly high look what happend
Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging
a depressed kid wanted to give me a high five
i just left him hanging
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
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What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depression😎
All school meetings introductions:
Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,”
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
Why do people misplace the 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why do dwarfs do drugs? To get high
Gambler
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact I am." "Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet." The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man." "I am. But the steaks are too high."
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
