High jokes
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Weedle will make you high.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
York High School is the best school ever!