High jokes
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Weedle will make you high.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!