High jokes
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.