High jokes
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.