High jokes
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
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How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.