High jokes
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
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How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.