High jokes
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.