I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO (don't bother to like or comment I just had to say this)
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing. Her momma said Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your under-ware. Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed, she knew she wasn't wearing no under-ware.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it
I would leave them hanging
How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depression😎
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said i know you wanna but dumb ass jill forgot her pills and now they have 12 kids
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
Little Jonny what you like air plane how because you fly fast and jump high
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree
The tree leaves them hanging
What Did Rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop & Smoke.
My freind Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time"
How tall does the grass grow in germany? Zis high 😂😂😂😂😂
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked "so, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered "no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied "never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said "school has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized...*fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
im high & its very hot🙄🙄😑😅😂😂😂 i need some water BUT I DONT GOT NONE AHAHA 🙄😒😑🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
jack and jill went up a hill to smoke weed jack and jill got high and jack ripped jills close right off her then jill ripped jacks close off jack wen they were fully naked they started to kiss but jack stoped jill said i know you wana jack said no but jill jumped on that candy stick any way jack gave in to jill. jill got off then let jack suck her candy stick jill sucked on jacks candy stick
