High jokes
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
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The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.