Two people are sitting in a sky scraper. P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible. P2: Airplane wifi
Hey everyone im back bc im sinking back towards depression bc my sister is rly being a bitch and my parents always side with her and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming and im seriously considering hanging myself to end it all bc the pain is just... terrible and i feel like im not worth life
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4 LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”. DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke, Semifinals are later or tomorrow
hey Gwen
Hey can i tell you a pizza joke nah its too cheesy.
Wife: (on phone) hi Husband: hey I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
Hey Prince, Let's chat here ok? Love you!
hey gwen how are u? im a girl btw...;)
Hey Kenya what is ur faviorte song "Lonly"
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up
(Me) Hey bro tell me a joke! (My friend) Your mom *Starts Laughing* (Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him* At this moment he knew he fucked up.
hey you might want to look at ur butt cuz there's something coming out of uranus
Hey Gwen come on let chat! we can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focuse on us!
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/ mr tallie: hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
Hey gwen lets chat to 1:00 p.m-2:00! Love prince 🌹
Hey gwen can we please chat I am really bored! love u! 😘😘😘😘😘
I am bored hey Gwen want to chat! 😄😄😄😄
hey there wanna buy some chromosomes?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Hey bud! When do you open?
me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)