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Kid

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

that one kid who thinks hes cool

A young man with a fade haircut, braces, wearing a red jacket and a chain, smirks.

Exclamation

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Coma

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A still image shows a close up of a gorilla's face against a black background with the text: "Bros face when he's in a coma, only able to blink, watching me stroke it in front of him."

Shadow

mike69 · 2 years ago

The image is split into two panels. On the left, Shadow the Hedgehog is shown with a long list of text behind him, labeled "people who like shadow". On the right, Sonic the Hedgehog is shown with the text "He's nice" above him, labeled "people who like sonic".

Turkey

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

Coma

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."

List

Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a series of tweets. The first tweet is from Santa Decides stating that Technoblade is on the nice list and Dream is on the naughty list. The second tweet by essaHQ mentions Technoblade's sword, the "orphan obliterator". The third tweet by milk says that the sword is the reason why he is on the nice list. The fourth tweet is by Vossl who says to bless Technoblade for reuniting the orphans with their parents.

Restraint

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a dark mode text post displays an explicit fanfiction excerpt. A picture of Walter White from Breaking Bad, wearing his Heisenberg hat and glasses, with a beard, is superimposed over the text. Red circles highlight Walter White's face, the words 'Say my name,' and 'name.' The text describes a highly suggestive scene where a character is 'trembling from restraint' and eventually pleads, 'Please. I need you. Say my name.' The final sentence reads: 'He's falling apart. He's breaking. You're making him burn, and he loves every second of it.'

City

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A chaotic and vibrant hyper-edited collage styled like an epic movie poster. At the top, the title "CITY BOII" is written in glowing, fiery letters. The scene is filled with a variety of figures including the Hulk, Batman, Deadpool, and anime characters, all surrounded by intense blue lightning and orange flames. In the center is a large, distorted cartoon face with glowing blue eyes and an open mouth. There are also images of a bearded streamer and a yelling bald man. Large laughing and shocked emojis are at the bottom center. The text "THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT" and "100% ACCURACY" are scattered around. The name "HEMMY BOI" appears at the very bottom.

Thought

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The meme shows two images. The top image is of a woman with a thoughtful expression and the text "I wonder if he's thinking about me." The bottom image shows a man running in a wooded area, with the text "I need to reach that tree before that car, or I'll die."

Bro

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A meme featuring a man in a car with the text, "When bro said he had to hop off the game to eat dinner, but I know damn well he's gooning, I just can't prove it."

Engagement

TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago

A Reddit post with comments. The first comment states that Kid Cudi got engaged. The second comment expresses surprise, stating the commenter thought Cudi was gay and he could have done better, possibly because he's bald. The third comment predicts the relationship won't last more than 6 months.

Album

RapBoat · 2 years ago

JAY-Z ON TOP

A close-up photo features Jay-Z wearing sunglasses with a part of a tweet about him overlayed. The tweet says "Jay-Z should release an album (or mixtape) to show this new generation that he's HIM."

Diary entry

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Hagrid

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

The image shows Hagrid's face and the text: "Did you know? Dumbledore always called him Hagrid whilst he referred to everyone else by their first name. That's because his full name was actually Hagrid Rubeus Hagrid. Hagrid is Latin for "The Hairy One" and he's so big his dad named him it twice."

Femboy

Shitpost master-general · 1 year ago

A person wearing a light-colored hoodie, a black and white plaid pleated skirt, and black tights, holds a fish with both hands. The fish is a rainbow trout, with speckled skin. A large red circle highlights the fish, and a red arrow points towards it. Below the image, white text reads: "He's never been held by a femboy before."

Deadpool

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows four panels from the movie The Sixth Sense. In the first panel, a young boy is looking afraid and the text reads 'I SEE DEADPOOL'. The second panel shows a man talking to the boy, and the text reads 'YOU MEAN 'DEAD PEOPLE''. In the third panel, the boy is saying 'NO, DEADPOOL. HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU.' The fourth panel shows Deadpool standing behind the man.

God

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A person in a hospital bed surrounded by a vast array of medical equipment, including monitors, tubes, and pumps. Text overlay reads: "religious people will see this and say 'He's in God's hands now'". A watermark in the lower left says "@anti_theist_v1.0".

Anarchy

Toast ツ · 3 years ago

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, there are three characters. The first character is spraying an anarchy symbol on a wall with the word "TWITTER" on top of it, the second is spraying the letters "NT" on that wall. The third character is watching them. In the second panel, a character with a surprised look is pointing and saying "HE'S BREAKING THE TERMS OF SERVICE!".

Interview

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

Me!

A multi-panel image showing a scene from an interview with a woman, presumably Bellatrix, next to a man in a suit. In the first two panels, she says "Could she, stop, okay. Come on." and the man says, "This is my ship." The next two panels have speech bubbles, "Interview: This is about growing up on Potter then, Okay. She hasn't. She's never grown up on Potter to this day when you..." and "Interview: Do you have any stories or anything about children any of the other people being around. "It's pretty much grown up with them."" The bottom row shows her saying, "My god. So much more handsome." and him saying, "He's really gotten into a suit.". The last panel shows her saying, "He does unbelievably more mature than me but that's not saying much."

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