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Florida Man

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet by Robert Littal (@BSO). The tweet contains a headline about 'Florida Man' and describes how he told his neighbors he would 'kill them with kindness,' then proceeded to try and attack them with a machete he named 'Kindness.' Below the text is a mugshot photo of the man with a small injury on his forehead.

Egg

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A woman is lying in bed looking annoyed. Next to her is a giant egg. The text above the image reads: "Her: he's probably thinking about other girls... Him: I am egg". There is a Twitter account name of @DennysDiner above the text.

Review

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Two tweets from user @xMangojuice. The first one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. went camping with my uncircumcised friend and he didn't even bring a sleeping bag? lol he's gonna be freezing tn". The second one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. oh my god wait what is he doing".

Meme

DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

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A digitally altered image featuring the cartoon character Butt-Head from "Beavis and Butt-Head" with a real person's head superimposed over the character Beavis. Butt-Head is lying on a blue mat, looking distressed and exclaiming, "- Ahi help! He's got a boner!" The figure superimposed on Beavis is on top of Butt-Head. The background shows other cartoon figures wearing athletic uniforms.

Brother

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My brother when he's mad

The image shows two pictures side by side. The first picture shows an angry Groot with a serious face. The second picture shows a smaller version of Groot running and yelling. Above both images, there is text stating: "how you think you look like when you are angry vs. how you really look cause you're 5'1"

Appearance

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Bro hes not bald

A person with a bald head smiles and the image says, "I'M NOT BALD. IT'S JUST A PHASE."

9/11

Willy b · 11 months ago

An image of the World Trade Center's Twin Towers on September 11, 2001, with an explosion visible in the left tower and smoke billowing from both. A small, brown monkey emoji is positioned near the top of the left tower. White text at the top left reads "he's gunna jump", and yellow text at the bottom right says "do a flip". The bottom also shows "mememaker.ai".

Dog

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A brown dachshund is walking towards the viewer on a sidewalk, holding a twig with leaves in its mouth. Above the dog, the text "He's on his way to steal your girl 😂" is displayed.

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A black cat with a white paw print on its back lies on a wooden floor. The text says: "Cat wandered into kitchen where my daughter was baking, and now apparently he's taking the Hobbits to Isengard."

Keeper

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

A group of people in sports uniforms, with one in the middle wearing a helmet and additional padding. The text overlay reads "IF YOUR BOYFRIEND DRESSES LIKE THIS, HE'S PROBABLY A KEEPER".

Circle

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a blue circle with a point on top. Underneath is a scene from the movie 'The Emperor's New Groove' with Kronk saying "No, no. He's got a point".

Dog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The sender asks if Alex was picked up from the vet. The response is yes, with a picture of a dog in a strip club. The sender then asks why their dog is in a strip club and the other person replies, "Because he's a good boy."

Bakugou

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

.o.

The image is a two-panel comparison of the anime character Bakugou. The first panel is a black and white drawing of him looking sassy with arms crossed while another person is bowing down. The second panel is an anime illustration where Bakugou is angrily confronting a child. Text over both panels reads: "i find it funny how bakugou gets so sassy whenever he's dealing with kids".

Camera

Wade · 2 years ago

The hero we needed but didn’t deserve

A picture shows the character Spiderman lying on the floor while other people watch him. On the left, a blue character from the game Among Us is placed on the image. The text on the image says: "When you stand and die in front of camera to bait the impostor so security will know. Carefully, he's a crewmate."

Colon

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A compilation of five tweets. The top left tweet by Sarah says: 'when you hug a guy and you smell his colon 💕'. The top right tweet by tayLORD says: 'When you can still smell his colon on your pillows even though he's not there >>>>>'. The large central tweet by RichOrb says: 'I love when I can smell a guy's colon as he walks by 😍'. The bottom left tweet by jen says: 'after you hug a boy and you smell like his colon <33'. The bottom right tweet by Stylish Sweetheart says: 'I smell like his colon now ♡'. The tweets all mistakenly use the word 'colon' instead of 'cologne'.

Crush

Anonymous · 3 years ago

he gay

The image shows Megamind, a blue animated character, looking up. There is a smaller figure standing near the side of his face. In the background is a second person looking at Megamind. Text above the image reads, "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Text on the image says: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

Palpatine

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a YouTube video with a red arrow pointing at the face of Palpatine. Above his head, it says "HATES DEMOCRACY". Below the video title reads "I worked for Palpatine, he's a fraud". In the comment section, the user comments "Cry about it".

Woman

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Why?

A man and a woman are lying in bed next to each other. The woman is looking at the man and thinking, "I bet he's thinking about other women." The man is looking up and thinking, "Why is a pizza box a square, the pizza a circle, and the slices are triangles?"

Electronics

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

Explain Bear won’t understand because he’s retarded.

A political cartoon by Glenn McCoy showing a street scene in Baltimore. The "BALTIMORE TVs & ELECTRONICS" and "LIQUOR & CIGARS" stores are on fire with broken windows, and looters are running away with an HDTV and beer. The "BELTS & SUSPENDERS" store remains completely untouched and open for business, suggesting the looters have no interest in belts.

List

Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a series of tweets. The first tweet is from Santa Decides stating that Technoblade is on the nice list and Dream is on the naughty list. The second tweet by essaHQ mentions Technoblade's sword, the "orphan obliterator". The third tweet by milk says that the sword is the reason why he is on the nice list. The fourth tweet is by Vossl who says to bless Technoblade for reuniting the orphans with their parents.

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