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Bozo · 3 years ago

Shhhhhh... he's having a happy autistic boy moment

A cartoon image of three Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. One turtle with a purple mask and shell is laughing while looking up with his arms raised. Another turtle with an orange mask has his hands clasped together with a big smile. A third turtle with a dark blue mask has his head down and is out of focus. The background is a basketball court.

Shame

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with a beard and a white turban is shown in a video. Below the video there is a comment that says, "Shame he's dead, imagine if we had him on the Joe Rogan Podcast."

City

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A chaotic and vibrant hyper-edited collage styled like an epic movie poster. At the top, the title "CITY BOII" is written in glowing, fiery letters. The scene is filled with a variety of figures including the Hulk, Batman, Deadpool, and anime characters, all surrounded by intense blue lightning and orange flames. In the center is a large, distorted cartoon face with glowing blue eyes and an open mouth. There are also images of a bearded streamer and a yelling bald man. Large laughing and shocked emojis are at the bottom center. The text "THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT" and "100% ACCURACY" are scattered around. The name "HEMMY BOI" appears at the very bottom.

Newborn

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera. The text above reads: "the newborn i microwaved watching me go to heaven because i confessed my sins while he's stuck in purgatory for not being baptized."

Gigachad

Chri5 · 3 years ago

He's like gigachad but skipped neck day

A shirtless man with visible abs is taking a selfie in a mirror. The text on top of the image says, "They made me choose between abs and a neck."

Dog

410 · 3 years ago

A four-panel comic shows two bald figures and a Doberman. In the first panel, one figure says "I have a bad history with dogs" while the other figure looks on with concern. In the second panel, the first figure is reassuring the other saying "Oh him? He's fine, lovely and kind." The third panel shows the dog saying to the first figure "Go stick a lit match up your ass." The fourth panel shows the first figure crying with the dog and the second figure looking indifferent.

Engagement

TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago

A Reddit post with comments. The first comment states that Kid Cudi got engaged. The second comment expresses surprise, stating the commenter thought Cudi was gay and he could have done better, possibly because he's bald. The third comment predicts the relationship won't last more than 6 months.

Hagrid

Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

The image shows Hagrid's face and the text: "Did you know? Dumbledore always called him Hagrid whilst he referred to everyone else by their first name. That's because his full name was actually Hagrid Rubeus Hagrid. Hagrid is Latin for "The Hairy One" and he's so big his dad named him it twice."

Bro

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A meme featuring a man in a car with the text, "When bro said he had to hop off the game to eat dinner, but I know damn well he's gooning, I just can't prove it."

Bro

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

Im bro

A Winnie the Pooh character wearing sunglasses and a black trench coat with the text "How bro feels after announcing that he's taking a shit in the middle of the conversation."

Shadow

mike69 · 1 year ago

The image is split into two panels. On the left, Shadow the Hedgehog is shown with a long list of text behind him, labeled "people who like shadow". On the right, Sonic the Hedgehog is shown with the text "He's nice" above him, labeled "people who like sonic".

Biden

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Coma

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A still image shows a close up of a gorilla's face against a black background with the text: "Bros face when he's in a coma, only able to blink, watching me stroke it in front of him."

God

Robust Silverfish · 3 months ago

A screenshot of two YouTube comments. The first comment is by @CHUCKYVERT, stating that God always works and mentioning an autistic cousin who became a multimillionaire. The reply is by @LucasPeterson-v5r, mockingly agreeing and saying God is the love of his life, adding 'God go boom boom in my heart all praise lordy ma'bumko hero of the African warlord ik'bo'.

Electronics

Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago

Explain Bear won’t understand because he’s retarded.

A political cartoon by Glenn McCoy showing a street scene in Baltimore. The "BALTIMORE TVs & ELECTRONICS" and "LIQUOR & CIGARS" stores are on fire with broken windows, and looters are running away with an HDTV and beer. The "BELTS & SUSPENDERS" store remains completely untouched and open for business, suggesting the looters have no interest in belts.

Picture

Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A couple is lying in bed. The text on top reads: "Her: He's probably thinking about other women..." Underneath is written "Him: Who the hell is taking pictures of me and my wife in bed."

Friend

Kai :) · 3 years ago

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

A text message screenshot saying:
"Can confirm this is me. I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again. You guys are the best. Dagger, stfu. but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose) :hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble. Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind. Ashton, STFU. Bye ya'll. For real this time."

Batman

Wade · 3 years ago

Because he’s Batman..

The image shows a multi-panel image of Batman. The top panel is in black and white and says "We all broke the Batman". The next six panels shows characters that are labelled mind, senses, spirit, hope, body and heart. The final panel shows Batman and says "And he kept coming back."

Dog

R3Y · 2 years ago

help pls find my dawg

A flyer with the text "I lost my bitchass dog again. He's ugly as fuck and keeps running away but I still love him, plus I already bought him shit and I don't wanna return the stuff. Please bring him back, his name is Señor Woofers. He probably won't respond to it cus he's a fake lil bitch though. Please contact me at 661-440-5950 or booteyeater6969@gmail.com. Reward: $5ish maybe." Below the text is a picture of a small dog with a brown wig.

Dandy

Haminations Bryson · 11 days ago

BRO ASTRO NOVALITE IS A SCARDEY CAT, SO MUCH HE IS SCARED OF DANDY, THAT HE'S AFRAID TO ASK HIM TO BE HIS FRIEND OR HIS SECRET LOVER, LIKEEEE BRUHHHHH IT'S NOT THAT TOUGH BRO, LIKE GET OVER IT

A cosmic-themed purple and blue collage edit of the character Astro from the game Dandy's World. The character has a moon-shaped face, a star for one eye, and wears a purple nightcap. The image is decorated with stars, moon phases, and the title 'DANDY'S WORLD'. At the bottom, a text box defines 'noctuary' as the record of a single night's events.

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