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Hes Jokes

One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, β€œWhat’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, β€œIt’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, β€œDaddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, β€œIt’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, β€œWhat does sexy mean?” And the dad says, β€œYour mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, β€œYou’re so so sexy!”

Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?

He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.

The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"

I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

He had a change of race tho when he died.

You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!

When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.