Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman he couldn't find his way home
I Tried to give directions to a orphan but he got lost bc there was no home
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.
Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!
I actually think paul walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive
He had a change of race tho when he died
Why did all the numbers mourn 10. Because he was in the middle of 9,11
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
A guy was in one of the twin towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza but he didn't get it he got plane instead
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling? he kept making strikes
I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
when kobe's pilot hit the mountain he said "kobe"
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
i saw a cuban prisoner i asked why are you running from the cops he said IM FREE AT LAST.
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
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