Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH from his BEATS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES
