Hes jokes
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.