Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh BEETS
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?- the duck jumped into a pool of ant pilesπ π
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the MIC DROP was too high
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Israel is so fat when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he says "the one on the roof"π
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
