Hes jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."