Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
why is 10 scared of 11 and 9.. because he's in the middle of 9/11
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could COUNT his BARS
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but heβs been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to COUNT his BARS
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance