Herring Jokes

hellen threw up gang signs her whole life and didnt know

Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone

ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser

yo mama so ugly when she went to unlock her phone with her face it said disconnected

yo mama so fat that will smith could slap her from a mile away

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.

1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died

what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)

Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? "No, there are no gost or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site.

Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER

my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window

What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?

“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”

I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day 😮‍💨

what do u say to a girl with two black eyes nothing you told her twice

So my girlfriend left me i took her weelchair and she came back crawling back

Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.

Class: no one stands up.

Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room*

Little Johnny: stands up

Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?

Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.

So little Susie came home and said “mom little johnny show me his pecker”. And her mom said WHAT?! And little Susie was like yea it reminded me of a peanut, her mom said oh because it was so small. Susie said no because it tasted salty.