yo mama is so fat they had to flood the superbowl to give her a bath
your ma is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected"
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down
Three ladies were on a flight, when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing." The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich, and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great t*ts and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders is all the time.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late I asked her why did you send James out to the hall? She said he was a little tardy I replied to her I thought they all were
Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high grabbed her thigh, and said "you know you wanna" jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jill forgot her pill and now they have a daughter
haha i fucked you over
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
My girl friend broke up with me and I took her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back
SO WHO DID IT the i.s.s teacher said. 1 hour before So let me ge............ Random person wait what you BROKE UP WITH HER. Me I SWEAR JHONNY THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUD INTO MY CONVERSATION SO..... HERE........ YOU........... GO *punches*
get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS
Yo mama so ugly your dad now had to be drunk to bring her home.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there little Frankey
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
A teacher says “if you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars how much do you have” Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front but the teacher called on her anyway. The girl said. “ My parents left me so I would have one dollar.”
Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin
One day my mom told me to take out the trash and I did . The next day mom asked me where is your sister and I said a garbage truck took her. Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left
