Hereness jokes
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bartender here?"
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?
Half of the class: *raises hand*
Teacher: ...
The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Shitpost-master general
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Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Just something wholesome to help you recover from whatever you just saw.
Boys Experiments be like:
Community talk
i js need to like get this out and i cant talk to anyone so ima js say this here but im so done with school its so draining i had a whole ass mental break down and a panic attack in the bathroom tbc of school and the drama and rumors and also bc i missed my mom and bf bc he moved away and my mom is in jail then when i finally calmed down and come out of the stall i didnt know my two bsfs were in there to and i heard … Read more
its mal. since ik gianni is talking, i figured id get out what needs to be said. not for anyone else, but for my own sanity. idek where to start. 12 months gianni, 12. you wasted sm of my time. id stay up late at night worried sick for someone who didn't care about me one bit. i waited for someone who was spending his free time with minors. the only true thing you ever said to me is that i deserve better than the mon… Read more
idiot, get over here














