Hereness jokes
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Get off of here, kids!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
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"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!