Hereness jokes
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Get off of here, kids!
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
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Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
At the drive-thru window:
"I'd like a Big Mac without soup, please!"
"We don't serve soup here!"
"Well, I didn't order any!"
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"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!