Hereness jokes
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Clarissa is here with us.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Hey, talk to me here!
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
Orphanage protest jokes here!
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Anybody here from 4chan?
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
Anyone here a spoon?
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”