Hereness jokes
Anyone here a spoon?
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
Hey, talk to me here!
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Anybody here from 4chan?
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
Clarissa is here with us.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.
*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.