Hereness jokes

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

I have had it up to here with you.

(Then there Hight.)

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

Clarissa is here with us.

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

A sandwich walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.

Me: Hey, are your parents here?

Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!

Orphanage protest jokes here!

Anybody here from 4chan?

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.