Hereness Jokes

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

I have had it up to here with you.

(Then there Hight.)

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

Me: Hey, are your parents here?

Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

Hey, talk to me here!

Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!

C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

Orphanage protest jokes here!

Anybody here from 4chan?

Clarissa is here with us.

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.