Hereness jokes

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.

Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

Anyone here a spoon?

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

I have had it up to here with you.

(Then there Hight.)

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.