Hereness jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

I have had it up to here with you.

(Then there Hight.)

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

Hey, talk to me here!

What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?

This guy, yep, this guy right here.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

A sandwich walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Me: Hey, are your parents here?

Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

Orphanage protest jokes here!

Anybody here from 4chan?