What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Hereness Jokes
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
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STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Yooo, D.K. here!
Why the "hell" is this here?
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Let's chat here, Prince.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
