You're here like I was so fat fatness Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day Emo kids: Here lies Chris he shot himself
i hope you SEA me around later cause i SHORE won't stay here for long
A sandwich walks into a bar
Bartender says sorry we don't serve food here
Guys I'm back....
Here's my joke
What I'd blue and red all over? Blood in the water of a shark attack victim
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser? This guy, yep this guy right here.
Hey talk to me here
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
me: hey are your parents here? orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Hi alex you will probibly not see this till the morning but I just wanted to say I have had fun sense you were here also thank you so much for protecting me and their for me and yah have a good day!
Anybody here from 4chan
Orphanage protest jokes here!
C'mon guys O know I'm not the only bored one around here!
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and dicuse we won't bother u! Here! Enjoy!
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs and no body. He will be known as "The Head".
clarissa is here is here with us
Two fish in a bowl, First fish asks "Haven't i seen you around here before?" The second fish replies "F**k me a talking fish!!!!"
ANYONE HERE A SPOON?
TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”