Did you here about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree... it left him hanging
You know how we all have different side well I have a sucicidel side (here a bang in the next room) oh well not any more :)
"Knock,Knock" "Who's There?" "bone" "bone who?" "its nice too meet cha' can we be friends? i'm BONE-ly here."
two hats are next to eachother, one hat says to the other ''stay here, ill go on a head"
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them irl
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore? Because all the Mexicans that can run swim or jump are already here.
* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?
Frisk: one knife plz
sans: ok one knife plz
Waiter: you eat a knife?
Frisk: yes
* waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: here you go
Frisk: thanks you
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why am I here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
planes shouldn't have free wifi. why? because the last time they had free wifi, well here's what happened... on september eleventh 2001, (children scream)
Knock,knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot. ?!
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food: Here comes the air plane.
I have had it up to here with you (then there Hight)
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)
The emo girl got jellest that here phone dead and not her
Student - Its hot in here
Teacher - Thats Beacuse im in here
I got these to people in my class we call them twin towers so when I hered about I threw a paper at plane at them
Billy: hay kid why are you sad
Orphan: oh I'm waiting for my parents
Billy: oh and how long have you been here
Orphan: about 200 years
You're here like I was so fat fatness Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers
