Her jokes

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.

A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.

Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.

What do you call a blonde in a freezer?

Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.

How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?

You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.

Sorry.

Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.