Her Jokes

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.

Haha, I fucked you over!

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

Get a calculator.

Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.

Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.

Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't wanna hang out.

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill,

And now there's little Frankey.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.

If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?

One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.