Her jokes

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.

Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.

When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.

How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?

You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.

Sorry.

What do you call a blonde in a freezer?

Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.

What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?

One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.

Haha, I fucked you over!

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.

Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.