What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.