Her jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash, and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day. 😮💨
Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
So today an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... Hhah.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.