Her jokes

My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, you got to hand it to her.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.

How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

Kill her afterwards.

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES

Her (DYM 88).

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?

Her miscarriage.

My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!