Her jokes

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?

Her miscarriage.

My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.

How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.

Him: I work with animals all day.

Her: Awwww what do you do?

Him: I'm a pornstar.

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?

A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.