Her jokes

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.

I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.

Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."

Her: "No."

I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"

So I threw my dictionary at her.

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.