Her jokes
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.