Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his christmas present ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. the ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
How do u shut Hellen Keller up
U give her mittens
What's a delinquent mittens' favorite sport? Badminton
