What game hurts you the more stages you survive? Cancer
Doctor , Doctor, I feel like a pair of Curtains ! what 's wrong with me! calm down calm down Just pull yourself together
Son: Daddy,Why this red soup is so much sweet? Because your mother had diabetes
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
When you have a bladder infection
Urine trouble đ
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
Doctor: You're as healthy as a horse! Jimmy: That's great! Doctor: A horse with cancer.
My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying "b positive b positive" but its hard to be positive with him gone
Why did the tamale go to the hospital. b/c estava malito :)
one day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead I called his parents.
what do you play fallout 4 with low health? you fallout
My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
If you are dehydrated you should get well soon.
The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.
Hey girl are you osteoporosis, because your giving me a "Bone" condition
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
Donât worry if you have a stroke
Youâll be all right
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of anti-bodies.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
