Health jokes
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.