What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?
Nut in the butt
I got kicked out of a hospital once. I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body and all that's left I'm afraid is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.
Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: *tooth hurty* Dad: all right
My dad told me a story today his mom my grandma said if a bird gets in ur house someone will die . That day a humming bird got in his U.P.S truck and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later she died .😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
why did the cucumber go to the doctor because he wasn't peeling well
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
why biden not get virus............... He sniff everyone
Why did the computer go to the doctor ?
Because it had a virus
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
