What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."
The doctor says, "Next, please."
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
