Health jokes
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Duck my sick.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.