Health jokes
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Duck my sick.