There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves. The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head". The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head". The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
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What has 15 arms 9 legs 8 heads and 12 eyeballs
A mosque after i missile strike it
Normal people have a 4 head but bro..... you got a 14 head
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
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I looked at you and you were bald until I got slapped up by will smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of china.
nevermind if i told you it would go straight through your head
"beast boy four"
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The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born". The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born" Then the third child, Cinderblock, said "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f"
jfk wife trying to grab his head be like him in haven why did i marrei her welp time for a devorsin
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off it’s head
The woman body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles while her head can be seen as the head of a penis. This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit look like the schlong.
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What’s Steven halking favorite song head shoulders knees and toes
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