How do you an anglish man in Quebec : a square head
1 Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use? A) Head and Sholders 2 Q) what’s Stephens favourite food? A) Sholders For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
Mom: Hey you! what are you doing?! Me: Nothing. why? Mom: your suppose to do your _______ Me that/every night: *sob* Friends: are you okay? Me: yea fine. Me in head: or maybe im not okay...
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
yo head so freaking small people thought it was an expired grape
What was the last thing to go through princess Diana’s head before she died? The steering wheel
Mom im i adopted what no ''In head'' No dah bitch
me: i have a arrow in my head
my friend: whats the point of that
me: of the arrow
friend: NO
Me; PROBABLY THE FLINT
You got a pig head
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up! They’d probably get shellshocked wasn’t it all eggcelent Ok Ok I’m headed for the egg it. Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What does your head come out of... YOUR brain 👁👄👁 👀 👅
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When i asked her what her favorite song was she responded with "🎶head shoulders wheels and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
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Once Jimmy was minding his own business then he hears his mom comes home he asked "where have you been?" she replied with "I was at work" yet he knew his mom did not have work so the next day while heading to school he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant and they want to try there device and they need the baby dad to say if its alright
What is round and squishy. A dead baby's head
ok heres a story about the church the there was 2 parents, then they have a baby, then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his fore head guess he was big headed, sorry if this offends anyone or make this joke bad since i keep writing this
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one day a man was walking in a ally when a crack head atakes him so then man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home when he gose to his wife she asks him if he saw her dad.
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WHY IS THE SUN RED TODAY?Turned Red Today. Here's Why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
