A man and a giraffe walk into a bar, the man orders a beer one for him and one for the giraffe. After they finish their drinks the giraffe falls over and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door. The bartender says "Stop! you can't leave that thing lying on the floor" The man says "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe".
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
I looked at you and you were bald until I got slapped up by will smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of china.
nevermind if i told you it would go straight through your head
"beast boy four"
Ur so skinny that ur mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on ur head but she still couldn’t find you
What has 15 arms 9 legs 8 heads and 12 eyeballs
A mosque after i missile strike it
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Normal people have a 4 head but bro..... you got a 14 head
Llama: Hey sheep the sheep lets play cards Sheep: llama fuck off!! Llama: whats ur damn problem Sheep: Nothing im just having a Baahd day okay dick head?
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off it’s head
What’s Steven halking favorite song head shoulders knees and toes
One afternoon, a man was walking to a bar after work. Across the street, an Irish nun stood there waving her arms at the man. "Look at this poor drunkard! The Lord does not love him! He will be sent to Hell!" the nun shouted. The man walked over to the nun. "Hey! I had a hard day at work! I was going to get ONE beer! Have you ever even tried a drink before?" the man asked. The nun looked down and shook her head. "Well, if you tried it, you would probably like it! Would you want to try something?" the man asked. The nun replied, "Okay, only one thing." "What would you like?" asked the man. He offered her beer and whiskey, but she declined. "How about a little gin?" the man concluded. "Okay, sure. But, can you ask them to put it in a mug so people don't see what I'm drinking?" asked the nun. "Fine," the man walks into the bar and waves to the bartender. "Hey, can I have a bottle of beer and a bit of gin? Also, can that be in a mug?" asked the man. The bartender looked up, with fury in his eyes. "Don't tell me that damn nun is out there again!" the bartender said.
How do Americans learn the metric system? 9mm at a time. problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
A bullet is like a arrow. Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
DAM U LOOK OUT OF THIS WORLD BECAUSE U GOT A BIG HEAD LIKE A ALIEN
