Have jokes
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why does America have more guns than people?
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.