Have jokes
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?