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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.

If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?

Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

What are two things orphans can’t have?

Parents.

Why can an orphan not do school work?

Because they have to take their work home to their parents.

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Why can't orphans go outside?

Because they have no parents to watch them!

Why do orphans play with Barbies?

So they can have a home :)

Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.

Alya, do you have Discord?

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.