At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, "at least I don't have to camp in order to get kills". I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills".
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
My attitude doesn’t have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
why do orphans have to have customized phones:because there aren't home buttons
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!" "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York
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How do you know when you girlfriend is to young ?
you have to make airoplane noises to get her to open her mouth..
sorry
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day and she said i could be anything i wanted to be if i put my mind to it, sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it even if it's messy
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
What’s the speed limit in bed? It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
