Hate jokes
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Man, I hate the government.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.