Why do Orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your mom and your dad joke because they miss their parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women they need to know their place and stay in the kitchen a d be baby makers.....
What hates men but would have no life without men? A triggered feminist.
Q:What movie do orphans hate
A: father hood
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs
Guy it was so weird yesterday I saw a guy and he kept repeating the same thing over and over I hate people with dementia I told my mom to get a new mirror but she she won’t listen to me it’s almost like I sand it like 20 times every time I say it
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures? Because they hate their lives and want to die.
What kind of number hates nuts 🥜? 17
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb christian pussy ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious although I hate her.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
i hate it when I go to the shop and people are like "oh, hey what are you doing here?" me "oh you know just hunting elephants.
Why don't parylized people kaugh they hate stand up comedy
your hairline is so far back that i hate it🤣
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums
i hate adopted kids they r ugly snd stupid lmao
