Hate jokes
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?
They’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."