Hate jokes
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
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Happy
Apple
Tea
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What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday? They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Everyone is so sensitive about racial issues these days.
All I did was burn a couple crosses and I'm up on federal hate crime charges.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.