Hate jokes

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

If R. Kelly was a therapist:

14 year old: I hate my life.

R. Kelly: I feel you.

Why does an orphan hate the internet?

Because he's always on the homepage.

Why did the emo kid hate the tree?

It left him hanging.

Why do orphans hate Fridays?

Family movie night.

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?

Because they never get picked.

Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.

Why do orphans hate cricket?

Because they can't get a "homerun."

I used to hate facial hair,

but then it grew on me.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange who?

Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.

Interfischl

Happy

Apple

Tea

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?

Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.

Son: I hate you!

What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Thumb nails.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.

What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A newborn daughter...