Hate jokes
I hated church growing up as a child. It was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
Which game do socialists hate the most?
Monopoly.
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”