Hate jokes
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Memes
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.