i bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What did eve say to Adam That is rock hard
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry) but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth)
My Tower is hard but after 6 minutes it fell over.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to the how we talk to other guys like when they say can I borrow a pencil you say you can borrow this hard wood dick
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie die hard) dies of a viagra overdose would that mean he truly dies hard
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
This is not a joke nor did I come up with it. If somebody calls you ugly just hug them and say life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment
Why is a brick always hard because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?
why is life like penises
woman make it hard
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An Orphan
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year
Me: Sorry boss, itâs hard to keep track
âDonât sneezeâ
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them âDonât sneezeâ and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.
Also,
âIt dangles and swungâ Language art quizzes are the best
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. 2 of my best friends have it and its actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. Its really not funny to joke about depression.
Dont see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return. If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too though.
She blew on it and it went hard