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If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie die hard) dies of a viagra overdose would that mean he truly dies hard
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
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This is not a joke nor did I come up with it. If somebody calls you ugly just hug them and say life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment
Why is a brick always hard because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?
why is life like penises
woman make it hard
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An Orphan
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year
Me: Sorry boss, itâs hard to keep track
âDonât sneezeâ
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them âDonât sneezeâ and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.
Also,
âIt dangles and swungâ Language art quizzes are the best
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer
I like your cut G *Slaps really hard* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube? Both get hard when we play with them.
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What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry) but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth)
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. 2 of my best friends have it and its actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. Its really not funny to joke about depression.
Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
She blew on it and it went hard
