Happiness Jokes

Don't be emo be happy NEMO

why was the kinetic sand always happy?

because it was kinetic with its friends!

no one:

Taeil: "happy Christmas~"

Haechan: "its merry Christmas"

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and a tree 🌳 can not walk

A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...

wanna know something the orphan could never do

wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day

i was happy to find i could get a passing grade in all my subjecks if i had sex with my teacher untill i rememberd im home schooled

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank? The lobsters in the kitchen.

Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and i thought i should share with you!! Today i saw myself on TV when i turned it off.

What can’t a person with no arms do: if your happy and you know it clap your hands

What did John say to little timmy! Happy Disable day

Are you happy to see me or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and detonator in your hand?

Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘

It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday", then they want to give you a spanking.

thank you guys for 6 whole followers! im so happy

i was digging a hole in my garden then i found a treasure chest i was so happy i went to tell my wife but then i remembered why i was digging a hole

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, even time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3