"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
So, one day I was walking home from school with my best friend, Sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that Bob, the class rep, got her pregnant eight months ago, and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said, “Sally, it’ll be okay, I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson.” “Yeah, thanks, Suzy,” she said to me, then went into her house.
The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school, so I was like, oh, she must be in trouble with her mom. I’ll go check on her.
So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands. “Oh, hello. Is that Sally’s son?!! Can I see Sally?” Her mom says sure, and I go inside, but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone. “Here lies Sally 2004-2020.” So I ask her mom in tears, “Oh, did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied, “You could say that...”
Just to get things straight I'm NOT I REPEAT NOT RACIST but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: your skin is so black and ugly.( for the 5th time ) Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color! Bully: ew no I don't! Me: then why do you keep talking about it?
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time
I had a good time with friends!
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
I love having fun
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and a tree 🌳 can not walk
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
Happy new year! 🥳
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.
