Happiness jokes

I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.

Interfischl

Happy

Apple

Tea

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?

Me: Oh, good, you?

Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.

You should always be happy about family and love.

Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?

He had no legs.

Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

And then the wall fell on them.

Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?

Because the principal was going to call his parents.

Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.

Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,

I hope you're fucking happy.

What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?

"Me time."

What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?

Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

A question: When is (my name) happy?

Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

Answer: Never, only a portion.

Friend: Do you need help?

Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*

Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*

Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?

He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.

Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.

What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!

I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.

I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.

Because that's what I want.