I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
A 10y.o. : I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn... my life is shitty...
<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? *googles it*
Now 14y.o. : Oh...
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
Did you know Stephen Hawkins died in a game the game was happy wheels
Mozart doesn't care if bach is the better than him at least he puts a lot of emotion he make's people happy
The happier they get, the less they see.
A happy little girl was running on the grass, she saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space and she started crying, the two gay guys heard her crying and then they asked her: " why are you crying? ", the little girl answered: " this is the first time i see an unnatural nature " . 😂😂😂😂
A retired george w bush is eating a donut 7/11 and looks at it "im so happy i did that' a guy over hears the conversation and says "your happy you bought that donut. Oh haha I would be too i love donuts!" george w bush then says "oh hahaha you caught me" and then says "you must of heard me wrong i said, im so happy i did 9/11"
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "The're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes."
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods, They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go. Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more, ^-^ they filled my life with more Happiness, I believe in the Unicorns and they'll believe in me, I am not a Unicorn although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land but if I could be any creature I would be a Unicorn! :P
What Do You Sing On a Dead Person's Birthday? Happy Death-Day To You
whats the diffrent's between a happy family and a car guy, only one has a family
You I didn’t see you there the pizza place is hunted bad so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁 The end or is it bye-bye
why am i so sad?
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
*guy feels something on his back* “oh god, please let that be a rifle” “Nope. I’m just real happy to see you”
