What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan? The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy." A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!" "Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?
Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-a-war?
A: pulled pork
a conductor was conducting a song, at the end he through his conductor's stick and killed someone, he was put to the electric chair but nothing happened, they asked why he didn't die and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor"
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
Three guy are in the woods, a a really smart guy, an average, and a really dumb guy, they bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting a little while later he comes back with a dear, the average guy asks how do did you do that? The really smart guy says says I see dear tracks I fallow dear tracks, I see dear I shoot dear. The average guy say I think I understand and leaves, an little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb goes *gasp* how did you do that!?. And the average looks at him funny and says well I see raccoon tracks I fallow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon I shoot raccoon. The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says Oooohh, ok I thiNo I can do that.. and leaves. Hours pass and and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mingled. They run to help him. Finally one of the guys ask him what happened this is what he said: I see train tracks, I fallow train tracks. I see train I shoot train. But train keep coming.
There once was a brother and a sister so one night it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brothers room and asks " can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared" the brother replies with " yea sure but just don't tell Mom" so the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boys penis and asks "what's that?" And the boy replies with "that's my pet snake" and the girl asks "can I pet it?" And the boy says "sure just don't tell Mom" and the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks "what happened" and the girl said "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit it's head off"
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted? Nothing.. wife couldnāt tell.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
My wife is pregnant but when we get to doctors something happened..........
What happened?
A:the husband is pregnant too with someone elseās baby not the wifeās baby but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging..
What happened when the man died: yes
why does this website have a home page? its an orphan joke waiting to happen
what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know