Happening

Happening jokes

IQ

    • What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?

    The average IQ increases in both places.

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    • Sadness

    • What do you do when you're sad?

    Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

    Orphan

    • What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.

    Happening memes

    People

    • They say that bad things happen to good people.

    So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

    Attention

    • Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"

    Little Johnny said, "No, what?"

    She answered, "The principal's office."

    Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"

    The teacher answered, "No, what?"

    "You have a d!ck in your mouth!"

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    • Kid

    • There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

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    • Coincidence

    • In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

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    • Pedophile

    • I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.

    The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"

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    • Stairs

    • Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.

    Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.

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    • Face

    • 1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

    2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

    If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

    Welcome.

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