What the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
what happens to grapes when you step on them? they wine
Yep this happens when u play g.t.a good god
here comes the airplane 9/11 happens the next day
what happens when a battery commits a crime? they get charged!
what would happen if a dam broke when you are on it? You would be dam unlucky
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..
So I was on a discord call the other day and one of my friends American buddies joined and we had a conversation.
Until they say: when did pounds change to quid.
And I said: 'they're the exact same thing.'
Then they said:
"but when did it happen?"
So I said:
"when did school change to shooting range?"
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”
Q: What happens when emo's make out?
A: They don't they just hang out
Where you born on the high way that's where most accidents happen
charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan? The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys 😊😇
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
