What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
