What does E.T. stand for ? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for ? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for ? Shit happens.
What happens to freedom towers got hit they stepped in ground 0
I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.
you where born on the free way you know why because
thats where alot of accidents happen 😈
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?" The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom. Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket int the toilet."
What happened to teh gator when he walked into the hospital. He became gatorade.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt? It becomes a chestnut.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What happen to watersharky
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio? He became a shell of who he once was.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well they weren’t always Orphans
What happens when a pun isn’t funny? It gets PUNished
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
If 9-11 happened again I am want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What will happened if a orphans use an Iphone? They cant find the home button.
What happens when a fog park illegally. He gets toad
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They say that bad thing ́s happen to good people. So if you get runned over by a car just know your a good person.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five it left him hanging
